First time seeing Pity Sex and of course, they were great
Growing Up Is Dumb Fest
Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here
Hard Rock Casino
Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
The Ladies of Teen Titans.
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"
me as a teacher
Patrick Stump (Fall Out Boy) on Winnie the Pooh Fujifilm instant film.
Puppies starting a primitive fire-worshipping cult.