qdriqnq:

First time seeing Pity Sex and of course, they were great
Pity SexGrowing Up Is Dumb Fest

qdriqnq:

First time seeing Pity Sex and of course, they were great

Pity Sex
Growing Up Is Dumb Fest

toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

samdesantis:

Paramore 
Hard Rock Casino
Tampa, FL

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

kuzans:

wintersoldier:

quick someone come see winter soldier with me

my wife

trappedinsanity:

The Ladies of Teen Titans.

at a pool party

vayena:

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

thewhatababe:

Patrick Stump (Fall Out Boy) on Winnie the Pooh Fujifilm instant film.

thewhatababe:

Patrick Stump (Fall Out Boy) on Winnie the Pooh Fujifilm instant film.

henat:

still relevant

henat:

still relevant

phrux:

Puppies starting a primitive fire-worshipping cult.